Monday, December 29, 2008

Idea for a new Robot Chicken sketch

So, I came up with a funny idea for a Robot Chicken sketch, but since I have no idea how one contacts Seth Green about such things, I thought it would be fun to post it in my blog.
Keep in mind by the way, that this sketch bloomed in my mind long before the new Incredible Hulk movie came out. But this is definitely a great time to post it:

So, Bruce Banner is trying to drop a deuce, but he's having a real hard time with it. He starts pounding the walls of the public bathroom stall, and grabbing the handicap rails and sweating. Then a vein pops out in his forehead and his eyes flash green.
Overcome with rage he changes into the Incredible Hulk. He completely smashes the crap out of the entire bathroom and bangs through a wall as water from the sinks and toilets sprays everywhere.
Once outside he goes on a maniacal rampage and destroys everything in site. Perhaps he uses a nun as a baseball bat to smash young catholic school children, or perhaps he could grab a puppy and throw it like a football straight to the moon where the puppy would crash with it's hind quarters still protruding.... then it would fart. Many other crazy scenes could occur where he preys upon the cute and helpless untill the scene fades out.
It fades back in at a grocery store. The camera pans down as you hear the familiar "beep, beep" of the infrared check out scan. At the bottom of the pan you see that an elderly checkout lady is scanning about 100 containers of Metamucil. She looks up quizzically and the camera switches to Bruce Banner's face.
"You wouldn't like me when I'm gassy." he says just as a gleen of green flashes in his eye and the theme music from the Incredible Hulk television series starts to roll.

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